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🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕

Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!

Your mom-survival kit includes

  • 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
  • 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
  • 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
  • 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)
  • 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)

Perfect for:

  • School drop-off lines
  • Soccer practice sidelines
  • Hide-and-seek timeouts
  • Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
  • Surviving another episode of Cocomelon

This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍

Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉

Details:

  • High Borosilicate Glass Cup
  • Heat Resistant & Lead Free
  • 20oz
  • Bamboo Lid
  • 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
  • Black graphic
  • Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours

    Care: 

    • Dishwasher Safe
    • Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
    • Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning


    Mombie 20oz

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    DESCRIPTION

    🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕

    Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!

    Your mom-survival kit includes

    • 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
    • 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
    • 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
    • 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)
    • 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)

    Perfect for:

    • School drop-off lines
    • Soccer practice sidelines
    • Hide-and-seek timeouts
    • Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
    • Surviving another episode of Cocomelon

    This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍

    Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉

    Details:

    • High Borosilicate Glass Cup
    • Heat Resistant & Lead Free
    • 20oz
    • Bamboo Lid
    • 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
    • Black graphic
    • Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours

      Care: 

      • Dishwasher Safe
      • Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
      • Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning


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